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Class Insults

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  • "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
    Winston Churchill
  • "A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
    Winston Churchill
  • "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
    Clarence Darrow
  • "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
    William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
  • "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
    Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
  • "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
    Moses Hadas
  • "He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."
    Abraham Lincoln
  • "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
    Groucho Marx
  • "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
    Mark Twain
  • "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
    Oscar Wilde
  • "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one."
    George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
  • "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
    Winston Churchill, in response
  • "I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."
    Stephen Bishop
  • "He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
    John Bright
  • "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
    Irvin S. Cobb
  • "He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."
    Samuel Johnson
  • "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
    Paul Keating
  • "He had delusions of adequacy."
    Walter Kerr
  • "There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure."
    Jack E. Leonard
  • "He has the attention span of a lightning bolt."
    Robert Redford
  • "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."
    Thomas Brackett Reed
  • "He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them."
    James Reston (about Richard Nixon)
  • "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
    Charles, Count Talleyrand
  • "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
    Forrest Tucker
  • "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
    Mark Twain
  • "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
    Mae West
  • "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
    Oscar Wilde
  • "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination."
    Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
  • "He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
    Billy Wilder
  • "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception."
    Groucho Marx
  • "I regard you with an indifference bordering on aversion."
    Robert Louis Stevenson
  • "I treasure every moment that I do not see her."
    Oscar Levant
  • "I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?"
    Ashleigh Brilliant
  • "I will always love the false image I had of you."
    Ashleigh Brilliant
  • "I wish I'd known you when you were alive."
    Leonard Louis Levinson
  • "I worship the quicksand he walks in."
    Art Buchwald
  • "I would not want to put him in charge of snake control in Ireland."
    Eugene McCarthy
  • "If he were any dumber, he'd be a tree."
    Barry Goldwater
  • "If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog."
    Joan Rivers
  • "If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?"
    Charles Pierce
  • "In her last days, she resembled a spoiled pear."
    Gore Vidal (about Gertrude Stein)
  • "In her single person she managed to produce the effect of a majority."
    Ellen Glascow
  • "Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?"
    Dr. Gonzo
  • "It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey."
    Jeff Foxworthy
  • "Like the little man on top of the wedding cake."
    Harold Ickes
  • "Little things affect little minds."
    Benjamin Disraeli
  • "Mind is so open that the wind whistles through it."
    Heywood Braun
  • "Nature not content with denying him the ability to think, has endowed him with the ability to write."
    A. E. Housman
  • "Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache."
    Alan Bennett
  • "Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit."
    Alice Roosevelt Longworth (about Douglas MacArthur)
  • "Next-day delivery in a nanosecond world."
    Van Jacobson
  • "No more sense of direction than a bunch of firecrackers."
    Rob Wagner
  • "No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have; and I think he's a dirty little beast."
    W. S. Gilbert
  • "No woman of our time has gone further with less mental equipment."
    Clifton Fadiman
  • "Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast."
    Oscar Wilde
  • "Ordinarily he is insane. But he has lucid moments when he is only stupid."
    Heinrich Heine
  • "Please try not to be such a wiener-head."
    Dave Barry
  • "Pushing forty? She's hanging on for dear life."
    Ivy Compton-Burnett
  • "Shakespeare never has six lines together without a fault."
    Samuel Johnson
  • "Sharp as a sack full of wet mice."
    Foghorn Leghorn
  • "She's a vacuum with nipples."
    Otto Preminger (about Marilyn Monroe)
  • "She's been on more laps than a napkin."
    Walter Winchell
  • "She's descended from a long line her mother listened to."
    Gypsy Rose Lee
  • "She's good, being gone."
    William Shakespeare
  • "She's got such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her earrings bang together."
    John Cantu
  • "She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees."
    Joan Rivers
  • "She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong."
    Mae West
  • "She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression."
    C. S. Lewis
  • "She could carry off anything; and some people said that she did."
    Ada Leverson
  • "She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
    Groucho Marx
  • "A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults."
    Louis Nizer
  • "This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible, this was terrible with raisins in it."
    Dorothy Parker
  • "If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me."
    Alice Roosevelt Longworth
  • "But as he knew no bad language, he had called him all the names of common objects that he could think of, and had screamed: "You lamp! You towel! You plate!" and so on."
    Sigmund Freud
  • "A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits."
    Edith Sitwell
  • "Don't be so humble, you're not that great."
    Golda Meir
  • "A sophisticated rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity."
    Benjamin Disraeli
  • "A four-hundred-dollar suit on him would look like socks on a rooster."
    Earl Long
  • "A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits."
    Alexander Pope
  • "Abstract art? A product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered."
    Al Capp
  • "Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite sameness."
    David Shipman
  • "Always willing to lend a helping hand to the one above him."
    F. Scott Fitzgerald (about Ernest Hemingway)
  • "Being attacked by him is like being savaged by a dead sheep."
    Dennis Healy
  • "Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you."
    Groucho Marx
  • "End of season sale at the cerebral department."
    Gareth Blackstock
  • "Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome."
    Oscar Levant
  • "Failure has gone to his head."
    Wilson Mizner
  • "Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other."
    Neil Simon
  • "God was bored by him."
    Victor Hugo
  • "He's completely unspoiled by failure."
    Noel Coward
  • "He's liked, but he's not well liked."
    Arthur Miller
  • "He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces."
    Mae West
  • "He's the type of man who will end up dying in his own arms."
    Mamie Van Doren (about Warren Beatty)
  • "He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head."
    Margot Asquith
  • "He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth."
    Ann Richards (about George Bush)
  • "He could never see a belt without hitting below it."
    Margot Asquith
  • "He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner."
    Johnny Carson (about Chevy Chase)
  • "He had a big head and a face so ugly it became almost fascinating."
    Ayn Rand
  • "He had a mind so fine that no idea could violate it."
    T.S. Eliot (about Henry James)
  • "He had a winning smile, but everything else was a loser."
    George C. Scott
  • "He had delusions of adequacy."
    Walter Kerr
  • "He has every attribute of a dog except loyalty."
    Thomas P. Gore
  • "He has no more backbone than a chocolate eclair."
    Theodore Roosevelt
  • "He has sat on the fence so long that the iron has entered his soul."
    David Lloyd George
  • "He has the lucidity which is the by-product of a fundamentally sterile mind."
    Aneurin Bevan (about Neville Chamberlain)
  • "He has turned almost alarmingly blond - he's gone past platinum, he must be plutonium; his hair is coordinated with his teeth."
    Pauline Kael (about Robert Redford)
  • "He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him."
    Eddie Cantor
  • "He is a fine friend. He stabs you in the front."
    Leonard Louis Levinson
  • "He missed an invaluable opportunity to hold his tongue."
    Andrew Lang

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