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Just When You Think You Have It Bad, It Gets Worse...

source: Dave's Daily

  • Bad: You can't find your vibrator.
    Worse:
    Your daughter "borrowed" it.
  • Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
    Worse:
    You're in it.
  • Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser.
    Worse:
    He looks better than you.
  • Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism.
    Worse:
    As a sacrifice.
  • Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.
    Worse:
    She's a lawyer.
  • Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
    Worse:
    For another woman.
  • Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
    Worse:
    To enter a convent.
  • Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting.
    Worse:
    She implicates you.
  • Good: Hot outdoor sex.
    Bad: You're arrested.
    Worse:
    By your husband.
  • Good: The postman's early.
    Bad:
    He's wearing camouflage pants and has an AK-47.
  • Good: The secretary said "yes."
    Bad:
    Your wife says "no."
  • Good: The teacher likes your son.
    Bad:
    Sexually.
    Worse:
    He's gay.
  • Good: You came home for a quickie.
    Bad:
    So did the postman.
  • Bad: Your children are sexually active.
    Worse:
    With each other.
  • Good: You came home for a quickie.
    Bad:
    Your wife walks in.
  • Good: You get tickets to the theatre.
    Bad:
    It's performance art.
  • Good: Your boyfriend's exercising.
    Bad:
    So he'll fit in your clothes.
  • Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas."
    Bad:
    For real.
  • Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right".
    Bad:
    Your son, that is.
  • Good: Your daughter's on the Pill.
    Bad:
    She's thirteen.
  • Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.
    Bad:
    He weighs 350 pounds.
  • Good: Your son's doing extra credit work.
    Bad:
    Making a sex ed video.
  • Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune.
    Bad:
    It's counterfeit.
  • Good: Your wife bought a porn video.
    Bad:
    Your daughter's the star.
  • Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex.
    Bad:
    You live downtown.
  • Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude.
    Bad:
    She's coming home.
  • Good: Your wife's kinky.
    Bad:
    With the neighbors.
    Worse:
    All of them.

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