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Things That Change After College

source: Dave's Daily

  • 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
  • Having sex in a single bed is absurd.
  • You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
  • Your fantasies of having sex with three women with lesbian tendencies are replaced by fantasies of having sex with anyone at all.
  • You don't volunteer for clinical trials at the local hospital.
  • You know all of the people sleeping in your house.
  • You carry an umbrella.
  • Seven-day benders are no longer realistic.
  • You don't get drunk at home, to save money, before going to a club.
  • Breaking the law means doing 40 in a 30 zone.
  • You donít find a "dump" left in the toilet hysterically funny anymore.
  • You don't have mice living in your kitchen.
  • Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
  • You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
  • Your friends marry and divorce instead of get together and break-up.
  • You pay the government thousands of dollars every year.
  • You go to the pharmacy for Tylenol and antacids, not Condoms and pregnancy test kits.
  • A $5 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
  • You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the music.
  • You get out of bed in the morning even if it's raining.
  • You can't persuade your roommates to "Drink till dawn."
  • Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
  • You always know where you are when you wake up.
  • Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
  • You feed your dog Purina instead of McDonald's.
  • You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
  • You can remember the name of the person you wake up next to.

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