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40 Funny Reasons Why It's Wonderful To Be A Woman
source: Dave's Daily
- When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.
- A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.
- Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
- A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.
- If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected.
- Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time.
- Women live longer than men.
- Women know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes.
- If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.
- Women mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all).
- There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman's problems.
- Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers.
- A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
- Women know the truth about whether size matters...
- A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.
- If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.
- Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or football.
- Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
- Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
- Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.
- A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her lipstick.
- A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her rear.
- Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper.
- If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute.
- Women can admit to others when they've made a mistake.
- If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp.
- Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.
- It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mummy's boy.
- Women can wear platforms - which is why there is no such thing as a short woman's complex.
- Women can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored.
- Women have total control over their eyebrows.
- Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men.
- A woman's friend won't try to persuade her to get a tattoo while she's drunk.
- A woman won't drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions.
- Women aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting.
- Woman don't feel threatened if their partner earns more than they do.
- For women, a new season means a whole new wardrobe.
- Women know exactly what buttons to push to get exactly what they want.
- Women don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their species stands for.
- Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.