Extremely Lame Pick Up Lines

source: Dave's Daily

• The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
• That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
• I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
• I like every bone in your body especially mine.
• How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
• Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?
• Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
• Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.
• Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
• Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.
• If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays.
• If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
• You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
• I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
• Is it hot in here or is it just you?
• If you were a car door I would slam you all night long.
• How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
• Can I have fries with that shake?
• I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.
• You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.
• Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
• If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
• Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
• Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.
• Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.
• My face is leaving in 15 minutes...Be on it!
• I'd look good on you.
• When does your centerfold come out?
• So do ya wanna see something really swell?
• I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
• I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.
• Is your name Gillette? ...Because you're the best a man can get.
• Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
• I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
• You have nice legs. What time do they open?
• Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?
• Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it?
• Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ass!
• Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.
• You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
• Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb!
• Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.
• If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?