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Pwnd!

Source:Futuremark.com

<br0kenrabbit>
hi
<Greg_ValveOLS>
good evening
<br0kenrabbit>
What's ip?
<br0kenrabbit>
up?
<Greg_ValveOLS>
my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team
<br0kenrabbit>
On MSN?
<Greg_ValveOLS>
yes :)
<br0kenrabbit>
Why?
<Greg_ValveOLS>
we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information
<br0kenrabbit>
My information?
<Greg_ValveOLS>
we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?
<br0kenrabbit>
No. I don't even have it written down.
<Greg_ValveOLS>
hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?
<br0kenrabbit>
Well...
<Greg_ValveOLS>
if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L:)
<br0kenrabbit>
Well
<Greg_ValveOLS>
dont worry this connect it secure
<br0kenrabbit>
Can I be honest with you, Greg?
<Greg_ValveOLS>
k
<br0kenrabbit>
Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.
<br0kenrabbit>
Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.
<Greg_ValveOLS>
huh?
<Greg_ValveOLS>
bs
<br0kenrabbit>
Trace it.
<Greg_ValveOLS>
how
<br0kenrabbit>
Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.
<Greg_ValveOLS>
oh k
<br0kenrabbit>
As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.
<br0kenrabbit>
I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.
<Greg_ValveOLS>
why?
<br0kenrabbit>
Have you read the ToS?
<Greg_ValveOLS>
Tod?
<Greg_ValveOLS>
tos
<br0kenrabbit>
terms of service
<Greg_ValveOLS>
were?
<br0kenrabbit>
Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.
<Greg_ValveOLS>
why
<br0kenrabbit>
I just told you why
<Greg_ValveOLS>
:(
<br0kenrabbit>
I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?
<Greg_ValveOLS>
k
<br0kenrabbit>
First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.
<Greg_ValveOLS>
xxxxx xxxxxxx
<br0kenrabbit>
Is this you?
<Greg_ValveOLS>
ya
<br0kenrabbit>
Are you the only user of this account?
<Greg_ValveOLS>
ya
<br0kenrabbit>
Okay, and what is the username
<Greg_ValveOLS>
xxxxxxxx
<br0kenrabbit>
Okay.
<br0kenrabbit>
I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. :)
<Greg_ValveOLS>
some. dude
<Greg_ValveOLS>
m
<br0kenrabbit>
Do you always log on from the same IP?
<Greg_ValveOLS>
ya
<br0kenrabbit>
And who is your internet providers, your ISP?
<Greg_ValveOLS>
xxxxxxx
<br0kenrabbit>
Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.
<Greg_ValveOLS>
am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?
<br0kenrabbit>
What is your city of residence?
<br0kenrabbit>
That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.
<Greg_ValveOLS>
xxxxxx
<br0kenrabbit>
Illinios?
<Greg_ValveOLS>
yes
<br0kenrabbit>
Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?
<Greg_ValveOLS>
xxxxxxx
<br0kenrabbit>
Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.
<Greg_ValveOLS>
why
<br0kenrabbit>
So I can update your account.
<Greg_ValveOLS>
can I play 2 nite
<Greg_ValveOLS>
clan fight
<Greg_ValveOLS>
wont win without me heh
<br0kenrabbit>
Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?
<Greg_ValveOLS>
ya
<br0kenrabbit>
Okay. Give me just a moment.
<br0kenrabbit>
Try to log in now.
<Greg_ValveOLS>
k
<Greg_ValveOLS>
It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?
<br0kenrabbit>
Greg
<Greg_ValveOLS>
did u ban me???????????WHY
<br0kenrabbit>
Greg
<Greg_ValveOLS>
what
<br0kenrabbit>
Valve will never ask for your username and password.
<Greg_ValveOLS>
what????
<br0kenrabbit>
I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.
<Greg_ValveOLS>
omg dude wtf why?
<br0kenrabbit>
Why were you trying to steal my account?
<Greg_ValveOLS>
i wanst
<br0kenrabbit>
Then why were you asking for my information?
<Greg_ValveOLS>
i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it
<br0kenrabbit>
Greg
<Greg_ValveOLS>
dude pleas
<Greg_ValveOLS>
what
<br0kenrabbit>
Go mow some yards, bitch.

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